There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Fun jokes
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
What do you call a midget in love?
Micromantic