Mom has a kid.
A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It… Read More »Mom has a kid.
Fun jokes
What are Brazilian dogs called?
A Chiahuehue.
So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
I just got these thoughts, coming up, on another night. Nowadays I do not trust myself, so I sleep with a knife. I cared about… Read More »So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
Perfect vision
There are two islands out there where one is always one day ahead of the other but it is only a 15 minute boat ride… Read More »Perfect vision
Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”
Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.