Fun jokes
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Star Wars and Giant Space Lasers
Still a better love Story than twilight
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbour recognise him?
Because he’s been living under a rock
What do rhinoceroses have that no other animal does?
Baby rhinoceroses.
I drew a large picture of a small skinned fish.
It’s not a scale drawing.
My favourite High School memory
Leaving.
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.