Familiar
If someone says “You look familiar,” just ask “Were we in prison together?” That will stop any further conversation… You’re welcome…
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
I told you
Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: cause you wanted to see how tall I am? Cop: step out of the car, sir.… Read More »I told you
Trick
I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »Trick
Difference
What’s the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians
Time machine
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
If you ask Vanilla Ice’s mother about his childhood…..
If you ask Vanilla Ice’s mother about his childhood….. She’ll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby.
No mercy
When a woman is mad for whatever reason at a man and she remains quiet for long periods of time, beware that she is simply… Read More »No mercy
French
When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget the first day at… Read More »French
From her
My wife wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache… I must have caught it from her last night when we didn’t have… Read More »From her
Laughing
ME: I had a wet dream about you last night.. HIM: ooh what was it, do tell ME: you got hit by a train, so… Read More »Laughing