Tricked
You said they were laughing with me… -well played tequila….well played 😒
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they…
50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they told you only 50% of the parachutes opened… would you still fucking jump
Not alone
FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Really doesn’t matter as long as I’m not by myself!!!
Leading
A recent study shows that the leading cause of pregnancy in Ireland …. Is Guinness!
Forever
“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii. “You… Read More »Forever
“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t…
“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t make me happy for the rest of my life.” -Women
Dinners
My psychologist: Mhmm. Been drinking heavier than usual? Me: Mmm. Uhh. No, not really. Just the occasional glass of wine with dinner. My psychologist: Uh… Read More »Dinners
to be sure
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is… Read More »to be sure
Olympic
girl- Harder! Deeper!! Faster!!! me- Wetter! Tighter!! Younger!!!
Who decided
If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.