Alternative
Instead of leaking celebrity photos, maybe we can leak PDF versions of college textbooks? Just shooting that out there.
Fun jokes
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Manippleation
i pretend to be a plastic surgeon to talk girls into showing me their breast. some call it fraud I call it maNIPPLEation
How do I look
Accidentally took a women’s multi vitamin and I’ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.
Attack
It’s illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack it.
Waiting
My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don’t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
Beer VS. Women
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women! A cold beer… Read More »Beer VS. Women
What social
I love how we call it “social media” when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet.
I was…
Elementary School; “He told me to!” Middle School; “It was a dare!” High School; “I was drunk.”
Difference
Husband’s in movies: “I know my dead wife would want me to move on & be happy.” My Husband: “I know my dead wife would… Read More »Difference
Jokes
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.