Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
Fun jokes
Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”
How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you