Fun jokes

I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.

In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward

Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine. They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”

A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked How’s your book? Interesting read? She replied: well, the only way I… Read More »

I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.

I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐

What do you call when a brothel offers a discount? Hole-sale

I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.

I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”

Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult. You try and fight off two doctors, a nurse and a security guard.