Oysters
A man named John walked into a seafood restaurant, with his friend Patrick.It was John’s turn to pay, so he let Patrick order.Patrick ordered so… Read More »Oysters
Fun jokes
OC. Nelly was busted with over a pound of solid crystal meth on his tour bus
I guess that’s where he got all of his andele in his E.I.. UH OOOOH!!!
What did the man with colon cancer say when he was on wheel of fortune?
I’d like to buy a bowel.
What do you get when cross Elton John with a sabertoothed tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass
A fisherman and his wife had two children: a boy and a girl.
They were deciding what to name the children, when the fisherman noticed that every time they stood on the balcony, the boy looked towards the… Read More »A fisherman and his wife had two children: a boy and a girl.
My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.
“Son, you’re going to have to stop money laundering.”
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
Finally, something he’s earned
I’m a literal genius. I finished this super hard puzzle in only 6 months!
The box said 2-4 years.