Stoner thoughts:
Strippers are just married prostitutes. Think about it, they’ll tease you all daym but they’ll NEVER sleep with you.
Fun jokes
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“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about…
“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about to, “Your Christmas present is in there!” “Too late,” I said, pulling open… Read More »“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about…
Complaints
Being a man is far worse than being a women. Yeh, women get periods, pregnancy and mood swings. But, men have to marry them.
The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.
The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.
Irony
Isn’t it funny, you stop drinking cause you want to settle down and have kids. Then you have the little fuckers and all you want… Read More »Irony
Story
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story
Blah blah blah
“So how did the interview go?” my wife asked me. “I’m not too sure to be honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I’m… Read More »Blah blah blah
Oral skills
I remember back in High School, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good… Read More »Oral skills
“Do not fall in love with people like me.
“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful… Read More »“Do not fall in love with people like me.
No replace
When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace