Dave walks into his local pub…
…and sees Bob sitting at the bar, grinning from ear to ear.Dave goes up to Bob and says, “Oy, Bob, what you grinning about there?”… Read More »Dave walks into his local pub…
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Why is it smarter to smoke weed than drink beer?
Because Budweiser
Why was Santa’s sack empty at the end of Christmas night?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did the little ghost boy call his transgender ghost mother?
Transparent.Feel free to drop advice on better delivery, I’m open to suggestions.
Ever wonder why comedians don’t run for President?
They’d just make a joke of it.
Who is my good boi? My dog: woof woof…
Who is your ancestor?My dog: wolf wolf…
Why did the rapper died while he was free styling?
Because he was on fire.
I checked my local weather app to see if I’d get snow for Christmas this year
Guess it’s still up in the air ¯_(ツ)_/¯
An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
…and decides to to indulge herself with a milk bath, so she calls her local dairyman. “I’d like to order meself some milk” “How much… Read More »An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other:
“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”