There was a dude in my restaurant waiting
We had some kind of competition, who can better wait.He could wait how hard he wanted, but in the end I won.because I was waiter.
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years
In those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he… Read More »A man and woman had been married for 30 years
What did Reddit say when it opened a vacuum?
Wow! Such empty.
My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
Looking to buy either wireless headphones or earbuds for a price of about 6000INR ($85)
I’ve been looking to buy a decent set of earpods or headphones for the above-mentioned price range. I have gone through a few choices that… Read More »Looking to buy either wireless headphones or earbuds for a price of about 6000INR ($85)
My wife said I don’t listen to her….
At least that’s what I think she said.
I Need a Joke For A Song Called Brain Sprain
The song has to lyrics it’s for a jazz band but I can’t think of any jokes
A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
The father asks “I see you are in between jobs, how are you going to provide for yourself and my daugher?”The young man replies “Well,… Read More »A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
One benefit of living in a van.
You can go basically anywhere on house arrest.