Stalin was out swimming, but he began to drown.
A peasant who was passing by jumped in and pulled him safely to shore. Stalin asked the peasant what he would like as a reward.… Read More »Stalin was out swimming, but he began to drown.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.
Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.”What’s wrong?” man asks.”Never been kissed before” girl says.Man kisses her and she… Read More »Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.
Reputable news outlets?
Hey all, this is my first post here. I’m hoping to get some insights to some questions.I am personally having a difficult time finding news… Read More »Reputable news outlets?
My grandpa had a glass eye.
It scared the crap out of me as a kid. When he babysat me he would take his glass eye out and put on an… Read More »My grandpa had a glass eye.
Her: You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?
Me: Technically I can’t.
why dog shope not exists?
imagene, u go in and see dog yuo like, and i get him if pay moneiy, why not is exists yet, IT ARE GOOD.
What’s a Tesla Coil’s favorite author?
Nikola’s Sparks
What is worse than 3 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in 3 garbage cans.
Oouch
A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used… Read More »Oouch