Why Does The Origami Like to do Laundry?
Because it likes folding.
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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
The doctor told me I had only 2 years left to live.
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
sally is on the swing
sally falls of the swing because she has no arms knock knock who’s there not sally sally has a friend with no legs her names… Read More »sally is on the swing
The recent smart home device hackings convinced me to throw away my Roomba.
It’s been collecting my dirt for years.
In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.
How can you tell the difference between an introvert and an extrovert programmer?
An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.
A priest went to get his hair cut.
Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day… Read More »A priest went to get his hair cut.
When I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry
I love to solve integer sets when hammered…
Some call me a functioning alcoholic.