I recently had to get surgery done on my lungs
The doctors said it was breathtaking
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How does a thief get into a house?
Intruder window
What is the speed limit of sex?
68.At 69 you have to turn around.
An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
He then orders three more . The bartender says, “You know,they’d be less likely to go flat if you bought them one at a time.”… Read More »An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
Why isn‘t salt free?
Because it‘s sold.
If I got a reddit nickel for every time I’ve contributed..
I must have contributed exactly 50 times.
[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
I am having issues with my a typewriter and am wondering how to resolve the issues. Here are some of them…The ribbon slips out of… Read More »[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
Jesus walks into a bar
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”