Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.
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I’m so broke…
… even my smoking is second-hand.
There are two types of people in the world:
those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I’m starting a charity for girls that can’t afford to buy vibrators
It’s called Toys for Twats
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?
They both get paid by the load.
Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
I know I sound like a boomer “oh technology” but I’m a huge supporter of social media to socialize except when it comes to dating… Read More »Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale from 1-10.
Last night, we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
Green Dragon Kicking My Ass
I’ve tried several varieties of kratom. My favorite is green maeng da, which gives me a nice euphoria and calm feeling, excellent for anxiety without… Read More »Green Dragon Kicking My Ass
If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?
General: If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the back, what… Read More »If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?