Fun jokes
I knew his name was Levi
But I didn’t expect him to actually do it
The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I like my women like I like my coffee…
purchased at above-market rates from eco-friendly organic farming cooperatives in Latin America.
Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.