My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
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a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
Still sitting on it when he stands up
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
“You’re too young to smoke”.
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
When your name is Donald Trump.
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
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