A reporter asked Donald Trump why his was so orange.
Donald replied, “It’s not orange I’m peached”.
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What do toy trains and titties have in common?
They are both meant for the kids but it’s usually the dad that ends up playing with them.
Donald John Trump is the 3rd President in American history to be impeached
Well at least he finally won the popular vote
Is it a happy impeachment
Or a merry impeachment?I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
He was already an orange.
Trump has been Impeached
Finally, I’m sick of him looking like an orange
My idiot neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM… who does that??
Luckily I happened to be up practicing my trumpet
Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.
What did the orphan with no technology say?
“Amish my parents”
What did trump say to his son when he got hungry?
Hi hungry,I’m peached.