How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
It depends on how hard you throw them
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How are a train and a bicycle similar?
You can’t make watermelon juice with none of them.
Mad respect!
r/nextfuckinglevel•Posted byu/Syntax_Error_08 hours agoMad respectBad Title View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen7.0k points134 comments
Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc
Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store?
You become an iWitness.
I’m hosting a party for people who can’t get an orgasm
Please tell me, if you can’t come.
Stormtrooper armor were designed as a joke so they would die instantly when they get shot but then the empire bought out a whole armies worth.
But who’s to blame here, the guy who made them or the guy who placed the order?Kinda explains the clone wars.