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Category: Fun jokes
How do you have a long lasting marriage?
Don’t get caught.
Some friends went out caroling dressed as Star Wars characters.
They were LARPing all the way.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
What was Mother Teresa’s favourite sex position
Missionary
I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…
So few that I can count on my fingers
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
A mom shows her son a picture that she took of him
He says “That’s amazing! How did you create it, did you use your cellphone camera?” To which she replies “No, it was just sex”
Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could get one which would you get and Why? Thanks in advance!
A man was out hunting one day..
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a…