Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
Category: Fun jokes
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work at lunchtime to try and catch her in the act. When he arrives at his apartment he yells out “honey! Are you here? I thought we could have lunch together!”…
Cursed_puppet
So, do rats like affection?
Meet Laguna Woods Village’s Newest Supercentenarian [over 110 years old]
My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
“Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?” I asked him.“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he replied. “Only costs me a grand a week.”“A grand a week? How the hell are you going to afford that?” I asked.“Fuck knows. That’s his problem.”