Category: Fun jokes
*hands you your “you suck” trophy
I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says, “You’re onto something, I’ve definitely seen this guy before.”Taking matters seriously, they go find their commander at the police station. They explain what happened, and after seeing the image in…
What’s a chef’s favourite drug?
Pot
City slicker rides a horse
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse. He is given a horse with the following instructions: the make the horse walk say “phew”, to make it run say “yeah” and to make it stop, say “stop”. Sounding…
About The rise of Skywalker (be careful spoiler, SPOILER)
I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
I have sad pp
Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin. I jist think he matches every description. The only problem is he doesnt have a darkin “weapon” even though one of his arms is kinda a weapon? And his lore…