My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Fun jokes
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Friendly Reminder
In about 8 years, the thing inventor inventor will invent the thing inventor after being thought of by the thing inventor.
Look, a racist joke!
Donald J. Trump.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
How do you make a pressure cooker bomb?
Wait this isn’t Google…
Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
I want to argue with flat earthers but…
I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field
Chemists
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists… Read More »Chemists
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
A texas woman chokes on some food.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who… Read More »A texas woman chokes on some food.