What’s a goats favorite song?
Baaaaaad guy. By Billie Eilish
Fun jokes
You’d think anybody being given a multi-storey car park in the CBD would be cock-a-hoop but no, not Mariah Carey…
She told him repeatedly she didn’t want a lot for Christmas. instagram türk beğeni satın al
A man is talking to his metal collection
Man: So are you Chinese or Japanese?Metal: Bitch I’m fuckin manganese instagram türk beğeni satın al
What’s the difference between…
Donald Trump and God?God doesn’t think he’s Trump. instagram türk beğeni satın al
I really love the ticking of old clocks
My psychiatrist calls it a second hand emotion.
Winter Racism
Something about Winter makes Minnesotans super racist. Everyone I know keeps saying when I’m driving I gotta watch out for black guys.
In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning – “The Red”,… Read More »In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
Scientists did a study on Metamucil.
Turns out it really is the best shit in the world.
I have a vision for the year 2020.
In hindsight.