What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
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What is the difference between a Kebab Doner and a Sperm Donor?
The Sperm Donor was tested for STDs.