I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says,… Read More »Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
City slicker rides a horse
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse.… Read More »City slicker rides a horse
I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin.… Read More »Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Ciśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking out
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”
On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The… Read More »On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
A Monk
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He Can’t Believe it’s not Buddha”