And then I stop what I’m doing so I can get angry
Category: Fun jokes
My uncle took stickers and put them on the Christmas gifts. He also goes around Walmart and randomly places them on items there as well.
When my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”
I said, “I don’t think my watch goes back to the 6th century.”
Race exploring lamp
Technically, all of your life is you having the time of your life.
Rudolf (the red-nosed reindeer) found himself leaving a gay bar
and said, “I can’t believe I just blew twenty bucks!”
Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
So there I was trying my best to remember Miss Prussey’s name… I can’t remember what I was doing when she introduced herself and her naughty name…I remember her saying “My name is… Ms…” and her strong reminder… that her name comes with an R… with an R…Joey and his misplaced jokes got me snorting…
Why wasn’t Santa too disappointed when his sleigh crashed into a Boeing 747 mid flight?
It only cost him a couple of bucks…
Telling dad jokes if you don’t have kids?
That’s a faux pa.
A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?