Fun jokes

I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects

My mates call me stingy, so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out, they wanted 1 each.

Anything is possible. Tenderly, gently and a little trotil.

My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!” I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”

My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »@Jeep

A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.

A man called his twin brother from prison. A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to… Read More »@AnalysisFrequent

What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or… Read More »@Gizmo

Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.

I just walked into a restaurant. They asked if I had any reservations. I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.