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Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long.… Read More »JOKESTER

People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.

Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks.

You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.

A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD… Suddenly the heavens open up… “THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”

We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard. -Iran But you should let us have nuclear weapons. -also Iran

Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. I’m guessing that the candles are… Read More »JOKESTER

i saw a sign in the hospital this morning that read ‘family planning – use the rear entrance’ thats damn good advice, i thought!

I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that,… Read More »JOKESTER

Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy,… Read More »Good News Bad News