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No chance
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance
Conspiracy
They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone
Friendly advice
A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing… Read More »Friendly advice
Clown
I quit my job at McDonald’s today… Boss was a clown
No balls
I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !
Guess the number
I called a restaurant and ask for a table for two.. he said ” wrong number ” so I said ” I’d like a table… Read More »Guess the number