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Take good care of your ass It’s your only body part that gives a shit.

As I get older I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way Maybe being a tour guide wasn’t for me

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.

I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he never catches anything.

Driving down the road today. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying: “I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”… Read More »

I like my women like I like my coffee I’ve never had one, but they smell really nice

Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.

Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?” Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: “Yes, ready.” Dentist: “That will be $700 please.”