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Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it

I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers….. It’s a dying movement.

What small thing screams “I’m rich”? A dwarf who just won the lottery.

The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going… Read More »A man walks into a bar…

In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.

I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.

Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life

I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…

You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later and they have gained a lot of weight and that makes you… Read More »