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I was at a night club till 3 am yesterday celebrating my wife’s birthday. When I came back home, she was furious.

“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,”… Read More ».,njnm km]

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in… Read More »

A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says   “Hello, I’d like to purchase… Read More »

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn’t enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one… They call it the dominoes… Read More »

A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift. His wife asks him: “Why are you home so early?”  He replies, “I put… Read More »

Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint after we pulled up to the job. Later on the older lady… Read More »

Two behavioral psychologists have sex. When they finish, one says to the other, “wow, you really enjoyed that! How was it for me?”

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.