What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head? An Uber.

November 18

My wife and I were going on holiday. And we were discussing our secret sexual fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

November 10

Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex can actually lead to memory loss!

November 7

My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023

November 7

My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

November 3

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“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,” I laughed. “What do you mean?” She said, “I’m a man.”

November 2

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over […]

October 26

A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says   “Hello, I’d like to purchase a new brain”.   The clerk replies with “Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sale” “Here’s the brain of a physicist, 5 dollars.” “Here’s our second […]

October 26

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn’t enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one… They call it the dominoes effect.

October 25

A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift. His wife asks him: “Why are you home so early?”  He replies, “I put my fingers in the potato peeler and they chased me away”  The wife asks confused: “And the potato peeler?” “She also got fired”

October 23