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Some marriages have a happy ending… It’s called divorce.

I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!

The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work!

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight… “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.… Read More »Eraser

My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.

A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years,… Read More »husband’s funeral

What do you call a society of depressed people? A melancholony.

All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.