Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to… Read More »A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
He went through his whole career undie-feeted.
It was music to my arse
I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
A: They give them gas.
The bartender asks them: “Do all three of you want beer?”The first one said: “I don’t know.”The second also said: “I don’t know.”The third one… Read More »Three logicians enter a bar
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
In Iambig Pentameter
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ:… Read More »Just Post Malone things
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.