Negotiate
The kidnapper rang and said to me, “€10,000 and you get your wife back.” “Negotiate with him!” advised the policeman. “€20,000 and she’s all yours.”… Read More »Negotiate
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Breath away
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I’m thinking about getting her a… Read More »Breath away
In line
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. The people behind me are cool.
My cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be… Read More »My cross
Just to hold
My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big sandwich. “Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said. Five… Read More »Just to hold
Person: You a athletic?
Person: You a athletic? Me: I run Person: oh Sweet Me: *Whispers* a blog.
Recognition
One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition
Seenus
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said “I died of cancer.” The second man said,… Read More »Seenus
Step by step
I said to my wife “I think we are ready for the next stage of our relationship.” she giggled and said “what are you on… Read More »Step by step
Letter
Dear Santa,
I don’t know if you can do this, but for christmas, I’d like for my mammy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do?”
Love Teddy.