Jealous
Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at… Read More »Jealous
thefun
Last minute
I’ve just decided that my 2014 New Year’s resolution is not to leave things to the last minute.
Shut the…
Two year old son spits water on floor. Wife: we don’t spit! If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You… Read More »Shut the…
Boxer
This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »Boxer
Glasses
Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don’t know… where are my dadglasses?
Survival
If your girl can’t cook and you cheat on her with a girl that can, then it’s not cheating… That’s called survival
Good..
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _uck. Whatever you are thinking… Is… Read More »Good..
Italic
The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. Therefore, it’s simply…Italicized.
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire to ever get to know the ‘real’ me and her only goal in life… Read More »My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…
Guys get erections every morning, the concept of “morning”…
Guys get erections every morning, the concept of “morning” varies depending on where you live, with the “morning line” basically spinning around the earth infinitely.… Read More »Guys get erections every morning, the concept of “morning”…