One hand
I’m typing this with one hand, “I wish you were here”
thefun
what is wrong with me
I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me
Trick
Females are so slick, they will lie on your chest and ask you, “Babe have you ever cheated on me?” then wait for your heart… Read More »Trick
A family was having guests to dinner.
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say… Read More »A family was having guests to dinner.
Not guilty
Judge: State your name. Me: Not guilty. Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re not guilty? *moonwalks out of the courtroom* *doesn’t… Read More »Not guilty
Conditions
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions
Over acting
A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy…
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy style… I mean, that’s almost an hour in dog time.
Tweet
Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
Happy end
I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning