No son, there is no mummy Ionglegs only daddy Ionglegs.” I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, “We’ll… Read More »My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me “Is that a mummy Ionglegs under that daddy Ionglegs?”
Now they call me ugly and poor
He was operating a late night train and feel asleep at the controls. He ended up failing to recognize a stop sign and as a… Read More »I heard a story once about an American train driver.
Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to… Read More »A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
He went through his whole career undie-feeted.
It was music to my arse
I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
A: They give them gas.
The bartender asks them: “Do all three of you want beer?”The first one said: “I don’t know.”The second also said: “I don’t know.”The third one… Read More »Three logicians enter a bar
The cops are working on it tirelessly.