Spoon on the kitchen floor
Son: Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl? Mom: Son, I just wanted to pick up the spoon from… Read More »Spoon on the kitchen floor
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What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Hey y’all
Can y’all comment on this so I can follow you back
What did one tampon say to the other?
NothingThey were both stuck up cunts .
I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture about drills.
It’s just boring.
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.
Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?
Because he had NO-LAN!
[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
On one day, the second friends birthday, the first friend wishes to find only the most beautiful pig for his friend. He goes searching long… Read More »[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.
He dies of lead poisoning.