My girlfriend told me she’s going to be a great comedian one day
She said every time we have sex a joke comes to her
thefun
A doctor I knew fell into a well, but it’s okay because he deserved it.
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
Bang bang
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better.… Read More »Bang bang
Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr… Read More »Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
A man is riding through the desert…
Suddenly, he hears a voice, coming from nowhere.”Get off your horse.””What?”, the man asks.”Get off your horse.”The man, slightly irritated, does as the voice commands.”Dig… Read More »A man is riding through the desert…
I took my pie to Detroit, Nebraska and Alabama
My math teacher said that for pie to work take it to 3 dismal places.
1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Because I just can’t even.
Why did the leader of Russia fail his math test?
He didn’t putin enough effort.
I saw a clown with suit and case running into an allyway
I think there was some funny business going on there.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it…
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.