I was chatting to a stunningly attractive woman
..and when I asked her name she replied it was Carmen, “because I like cars and men” …”and what’s your name”? she asked me.. Beer… Read More »I was chatting to a stunningly attractive woman
thefun
What “Fun” things can you do withoud online?
So i ran out of Playstation Plus and i cannot play online anymore wich sucks i already did the whole storyline and now i dont… Read More »What “Fun” things can you do withoud online?
A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
The priest asked, “What is so troubling that you want to end your marriage?” The young man replied, “ My wife and I keep fighting… Read More »A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
We decided to organize an intervention for our friend, who is addicted to taking laxatives.
I said, “This shit needs to stop.”
What joke blows up even if someone just thinks about it?
Unfortunately, my dick.
WWII, Eastern Front
Troops under the command of Baghramyan are the first to reach the Baltic. To present his success more pretentiously, the Armenian general personally poured a… Read More »WWII, Eastern Front
What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors???
Reptile dysfunction…
If life was a comedy
I would be a tragedy. :'(
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers.
Husband: To be honest I didn’t even know she sold them.
So I was charged for sex trafficking.
Never going to have sex in the middle of the highway anymore.