Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
thefun
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.
There, even just eight hours last fucking forever.
My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
honey
Husband embraced wife from behind, said : “I love you, honey.”The wife gigled and said : “What are you, Winnie the Pooh?”The husband shocked and… Read More »honey
Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.