An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
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I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
I built a house out of OXO cubes and lived in it for a few months. When I first started living in it I really… Read More »I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited… Read More »TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading?… Read More »Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?