Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?
To find some Christmas spirit
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Trump gets Impeached
Me: The Senate will decide your fate. ignites lightsaber
HMC, I will show you how to toss an ice cube
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You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions. Utterly despise them.
Two old men meet every morning on a park bench after religious services.
One day one of the old men shows up with a black eye.The other guy says “What happened”He says “ I was at mass, and… Read More »Two old men meet every morning on a park bench after religious services.
What do you call a Jewish Woman’s boobs?
Joobs(Yes I stole this from South Park)
Oysters
A man named John walked into a seafood restaurant, with his friend Patrick.It was John’s turn to pay, so he let Patrick order.Patrick ordered so… Read More »Oysters
OC. Nelly was busted with over a pound of solid crystal meth on his tour bus
I guess that’s where he got all of his andele in his E.I.. UH OOOOH!!!
What did the man with colon cancer say when he was on wheel of fortune?
I’d like to buy a bowel.
What do you get when cross Elton John with a sabertoothed tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass