What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
An affront to God and man.
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If you think you were surprised to hear about Donald Trump being impeached..
Imagine how surprised he was when putin skyped him to tell him about it.
sciencefantheories has been created
Theories and speculation about science, physics, and the universe itself. Until recently, society has only progressed, in terms of knowledge acquisition, through scientists with years… Read More »sciencefantheories has been created
Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
Why do Americans love Russian dolls?
Because they’re full of themselves
Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never… Read More »Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Two old women sat on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat approached and flashed them. One old woman immediately had a stroke. The other old woman, couldn’t reach.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody.A bitch sleeps with everybody …but you!
Donald Duck was walking trough Mario’s castle
When He saw the princess He said:Hi Daisy!To wich She replied:I’m Peach Donald.