My idiot neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM… who does that??
Luckily I happened to be up practicing my trumpet
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Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.
What did the orphan with no technology say?
“Amish my parents”
What did trump say to his son when he got hungry?
Hi hungry,I’m peached.
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Why are there so many Trump jokes on this sub?
There aren’t, the only one is still in the White House.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve because she made Adams banana stand
Question from non American. Why did you need to impeach Trump?
I mean he already is orange… is he not?
Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?
Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?
Guy goes to a shrink
What seems to be the problem?The guy says, I keep having this recurring dream I’m an auto mechanicThe shrink says, OK get under the couch