Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
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My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling… Read More »My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.
Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
Ed the reporter asks Donald Trump. “Trump why are you so orange?”
Trump replies Im peach ed.
Why did the wire kill the telephone?
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
Send me replays!
I had already made a post about this but it go no responses so I will do it again.I am getting into rocket league editing… Read More »Send me replays!
Trump has finally been impeached.
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!